Friday, August 16, 2013

The Zucchini Post


I began this blog post talking about the nature of reality and ended up talking about the nature of zucchinis.

That shows how my mind works.

Remember when you were a kid and your mother grew zucchinis (or you did) and one would escape your notice and grow into the size of your leg and weighed as much as your entire body sopping wet?

Yeah, I know, zucchinis are easy to grow, my daughter say she has to keep her Van doors closed less someone throw in some of their excess zucchinis, but I grew some and I’m proud of them.

Regarding cooking: I do it under duress, with rare exceptions. Here is an exception:

Zucchini Bread.

Okay I had 2 cups of grated zucchini, flour sugar, eggs. Oh oh, no nutmeg—we moved recently and I threw out many old spices. So, no nutmeg, no cinnamon either. Oh, we need raisins, okay. Loaf pans too. Off to the store.
 
I’m back. I have baking powder. Oh oh, where’s the baking soda. I scour the cupboards. No baking soda. I know enough about kitchen chemistry to know that when baking with fruits or vegetables, you need both baking powder and baking soda.

“Honey, would you run to the store for baking soda? It comes in an orange box, says, ‘Arm and Hammer.’”

Okay, all ingredients assembled.


 
Two loaves of bread.




 
Cost, about, $30.00 apiece.

 I exaggerate.




They were delicious.

If you were wondering about my take on the nature of reality, my answer was so simple I wondered why I hadn’t gotten it sooner. We are (to use an old cliche’)”spiritual beings here to have a physical experience,” all the neurosis, psychosis, mental illness,  biases or dementia we put on it does not affect the eternal spiritual being that we are.

“And whether I come to my own today or in ten thousand or ten million years, I can cheerfully take it now, or with equal cheerfulness, I can wait.”—Walt Whitman
 
P.S.
Do you want the Zucchini Bread recipe?