Sunday, December 1, 2013

Fowl Play


“Meet at the church on 7th between the hours of 5:30 and 7:00. Bring money.”
It was a turkey-deal.
I had to laugh after the fowl drama we had been having, for after I ordered a thanksgiving turkey grass fed, organic, and a 4H project, he didn’t show up. So on Thanksgiving eve I drove into town to a Natural Grocery and bought another. Not quite the purity of the first but good.

At 7:30 I figured my turkey lady was a no show.

At 8:00 she called to tell me she was running late and had been out of cell range.

Whoops. I hope she has a big freezer.

As for the fowl at-home. I saw an “Eggs for sale” sign, and figured—wise deducer that I am—that she had chickens. I drove to her house and met the most wonderful woman.  At first she wasn’t interested in having another rooster, since she had three already, but decided she would take him, plus my hens if I had to part with them. "The other roosters might beat him up," she said, "but I'll watch out for him." She called two days ago and told me he was doing fine.”

What a woman! I loved meeting her.

Last Monday I visited the City Hall to ask about keeping my two back-yard hens. They said that if anyone complains they would send someone to my house, and give me a warning. Then I would have to handle it.

I left believing that my neighbor would complain. BUT, as I entered my driveway about one half hour later, there she was, apologizing if she had hurt my feelings and said she wouldn’t complain if I kept them from smelling.

Quite an about face.

All’s well that ends well.

Thus ends my chicken saga.
 
 
 

 

"Hey look, we're back in the laundry room where we sat under a heat lamp as peeps."


And now my book saga:

I’m thinking of re-naming my book, Don’t Tell Mommy, making a new cover, and publishing it on Amazon.com. If I had done that in the first place I would have saved a ton of money, and the Amazon.com site allows the author to change the title, cover, and do some dinking with the content. Wow.

I feel the old cover and title is too titillating and does not sufficiently honor the woman who innocently wrote the majority of the letters printed in the book—my mother.

The new title will be

Two Sides

A mother’s dream / A daughter’s secret

A book of Letters

My mysterious book site not completed, no picture is http://www.jewelld.net